"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on." - Colette
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." - Steven Wright
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"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
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"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs." - Martha Scott
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"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother." - Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune
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"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous
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"I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'" -
Steven Wright
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"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." - "DEEP THOUGHTS" by
Jack Handy
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"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -
George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"
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"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world." -
Samuel Johnson
Source: www.paintmydog.co.uk
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"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." - Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner's Society Singles Group
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